i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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