As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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