fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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