In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Come share oat with me in your robe
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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