you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Randomize
