If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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