I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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