I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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