His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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