I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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