i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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