i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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