He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
In America we eat man semen.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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