i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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