I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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