i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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