i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Come see our sink grown plant.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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