Kiss
Puke
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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