Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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