end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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