i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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