Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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