he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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