She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
is this the sara with the beer cane?
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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