i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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