oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Buhtt sex?
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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