it hurts more in the daytime
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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