Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
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