I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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