I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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