Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
do herpes really smell.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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