yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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