When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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