so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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