i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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