Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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