When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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