So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
not ubering you a puppy
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Randomize
