Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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