Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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