it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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