There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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