so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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