At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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