Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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