I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Randomize
