i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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