Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
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CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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