Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
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