What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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