is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
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