So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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